If you watched TLC's Virgin Diaries on Sunday, then you know one of the more disturbing scenes in the show was the three female roommates massaging each other while talking about their sex lives (or lack thereof). We suggest massaging someone you actually intend on sleeping with while using this sensual candle from Afterglow ($25, Jimmyjane.com). After it is lit, the wax melts into massage oil for the perfect precoital activity.
Although the newlyweds in the show waited until their wedding day to kiss one another, they certainly didn't stop once it got going - no matter how disgusted their guests looked! If there's one thing us girls learned during our "heavy petting" days, it's making out can cause serious razor burn for girls. We suggest the new bride slather Clinique Post Shave Healer ($18, Clinique.com) on her face after hour-long slobber fests to prevent red, irritated skin. Come to think of it, this product could be useful for the guy, too...And if you don't know what that means, you're not ready to!
This spicy gloss ($16, Shop.duwop.com) has a hint of cinnamon that causes lips to tingle and plump up. Sexy side note: Some celebrities have been known to apply the stuff to their nipples for extra perkiness (think Jennifer Aniston in the later seasons of Friends - it ain't THAT cold, Jen!). This info could have benefitted the three roommates while they got ready for their triple blind date.
If your new husband says the most exciting part of the honeymoon is going to be sleeping in (like Ryan said in front of Shanna), it's time to turn things up. Try dusting yourself in Urban Decay's Sparkling Lickable Body Powder. It will make you look like a sparkly Twilight vampire, but you'll taste like honey or marshmallow (depending on the flavor you get).
Not only do full, fake lashes ($15, Maccosmetics.com) look amazing, they will help you to give the best butterfly kisses a guy could ask for until you're ready to go all the way. And by all the way, we mean actually allowing the other person to kiss you on the lips.
When you've saved your virginity for over 35 years, you may have lack some body confidence. We suggest St. Tropez's Golden Glow Kit ($59, Sephora.com) for Carey, whose own mom laughed at his lack of experience. Who wouldn't feel better about themselves with some extra glow?
While the first time having sex might be very quiet and still (and AWKWARD), it becomes a bit more mobil as time goes on. To prevent excess jiggling, we would tell the girls of Virgin Diaries to slap on some of Bliss's Fatgirlslim ($29, Blissworld.com).