At first, we thought it was only Lindsay's career that was going down the tubes, but then we realized it was her overall hygiene that was deteriorating. We're hoping the money she made from Playboy will pay for a new set of veneers and some classes at the local community college so she can learn a new trade.
It's not that we don't think Angelina Jolie is beautiful or that she doesn't do great charitable things, but does she have to wear the same tired look every time she's on a red carpet? This year, we're hoping a new stylist will come into Angie's life and teach her that dresses come in other colors besides black.
Charlie Sheen has had quite the year, or should we say public meltdown? For a while there, he seemed to garner more attention than even the Kardashian clan could hope to get. We hope this new year means less Youtube videos, less outbursts and less tweets from the star. In other words, a PR makeover is desperately needed.
For Teen Mom fans, Amber Portwood is the train wreck that you just can't look away from. Physical altercations, arrests and multiple visits from Child Protective Services have given her Worst Mom of the Year title. She may be ending the year in jail for violating probation, but we're hoping she can clean up her act and be a mom that her daughter can actually be proud of. We would also settle for less eyeliner and better fake eyelashes.
Where do we even begin with this one? Being pregnant does not give celebrities license to wear loud animal prints and stop caring about their overall appearance. Not only has Jessica Simpson started wearing less makeup and more sweatpants, but she's even gone as far as tweeting a picture of her sitting on a public toilet. Dear God, please grant Jess some self-awareness this year!
Johnny, we get it: You are eccentric and artistic. Now can you please stop wearing layer upon layer of accessories. No one needs that many necklaces! We're hoping 2012 is the year of simplicity and better grooming.
If you're not yet aware of who Courtney Stodden is, then we beg you to do some Googling. This is the 16-year-old bride of LOST actor, Doug Hutchinson and the latest sensation to take over gossip sites and magazines. We want Courtney to start dressing like a 16-year-old and stop dressing like a man who's trying to look like a 16-year-old.
Ever since her divorce from Tommy Mottola, Mariah Carey has been trying to prove to the world how hot she is. Her clothes always seem to be a size too small and hemmed WAY too high. We thought becoming a mother would soften Mariah and bring out her maternal side, but the opposite happened. The singer has been showing off her post-pregnancy body in slinky dresses and in inappropriate music videos with Just Bieber (She could be his mom!). This year, we want Mariah to button it up and focus on her beautiful voice.
Paz de la Huerta quite literally stumbled onto the red carpet scene after she was cast in Boardwalk Empire. Since then, she's been showing up to events looking a hot Hollywood mess. First, we hope Paz starts wearing a little eye makeup. I like that she's trying something new, but there's a reason women don't leave the house without mascara - it doesn't look good! Second, we hope the actress is able to pull herself together so she's more Courtney Cox than Courtney Love.
Sure, Ashton Kutcher is cute and all, but this year his behavior has been a complete turn-off. Not only was it reported that he cheated on his wife, but he even sent out tweets supporting Joe Paterno during the Penn State scandal. We hope Ashton learns to keep his mouth closed and just look pretty for the cameras.